A close friend of mine, who happens to be a Neocon told me he was up all night the other day having nightmares about Sarah Palin. Remembering that he is totally hot for Sarah Palin, I wondered aloud if it's wasn't a sex dream that kept him "up" instead of nightmares? "No," he said, "I had dreams that I was Sarah Palin's Down Syndrome baby, and she kept trying to diaper me."
I did mention he's a Neocon, right? I'm going to go with sex dream on this one.
But seriously, I'm getting really sick of about hearing about how hot Sarah Palin is, and how un-hot Hillary isn't. I mean, Barak Obama probably looks way better in a banana sling next to the pool than John McCain, but no commentator has spent any time directing anyone's attention that way. I mean, once in a while, people mentioned Clinton's "charisma" and his "mysterious effect on women" and the late Kennedy Brothers' serious hottness, but who has done it recently? (It also kinda begs the point: is there a hot Republican?, but I digress).
Is it really necesscary to sexualize ANYONE with boobies? Can we either - as a society - get over the boobie fetish, OR invest equal time in a "cawk and bawllz" or buns fetish as well?
CBS Commentator 1: Thanks Dan, well John McCain's buns look really great in those pants.
CBS Commentator 2: Yeah, it just makes you wanna reach out and squeeze those little pork buns of love.
CBS Commentator 1: Yeah, Cindy McCain is one lucky heiress! And back to you, Dan!
At least the pap and drivel they feed us would entertain ALL of us.
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